books and cleverness

my name is noël and i don't even know what this blog is anymore

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns 


Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.


Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’

i would love if you could follow me :3

i would love if you could follow me :3

Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

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if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

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